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deepthoughtsbykanyewest:

You can’t hide behind that banana for long the cops are gonna find you eventually

deepthoughtsbykanyewest:

You can’t hide behind that banana for long the cops are gonna find you eventually

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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I seriously love PWPs because like
Normal villager: An arch made of greenery and roses would be so pretty in our town!
Peppy villager: aaaa lets have a biiiig heart w/ lots of cute lights & ppl could hold hands by it~~~~~ uwu i luv u <3 <3 <3
Lazy villager: idk balloons????? yeee
Smug villager: ah yes. our town is in dire need of an artist's touch. imagine- a massive boot. yes, it should be in the middle of town. it's a metaphor, you see
Snooty villager: Our own Eiffel Tower. All the great cities have one. But ours? Bright. Red. Are you taking notes? See if you can put my face on it somewhere.
Jock villager: WHAT DO YOU MEAN A TRAFFIC LIGHT ISNT NECESSARY
Cranky villager: im serious mr. mayor, there's oil under this town. i dreamed it was true WE NEED TO START DIGGING
Uchi villager: UUUHHHH LOG. FUCKIN LOG JUST PUT A LOG DOWN HERE. IDGAF DONT TALK TO ME

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

crazysience:

Me before social events

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

radicalestes:

Some lineless pokemon! Goodra the secreting amphibious bioluminescent whale and girafarig the satan giraffe from another dimension. More to come later, I need some fresh air :D

fearcosfinest:

johnny-worthington:

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD BECAUSE THE WHOLE TIME SULLEY IS IN ROR JAVIER LOOKS LIKE HE FUCKIN HATES HIS GUTS AND THEN I REMEMBERED AFTER WATCHING THE UNFINISHED ANIMATION VIDEO…

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suLLEY BROKE HIS FUCKING PING-PONG TABLE HE’S PROBABLY LIKE 

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iM DYING

//NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST MU POST EVE???? LIKE EVERY TIME I SEE IT I START CHOKING AND CRYING FUCK

mosaur:

I started playing a lot of CIty Folk recently, and i really wish there were bat and shark villagers because omg they’d be so precious QnQ

mosaur:

I started playing a lot of CIty Folk recently, and i really wish there were bat and shark villagers because omg they’d be so precious QnQ

meow-crossing:

so I streetpassed a pornographer 

meow-crossing:

so I streetpassed a pornographer